“We hold these truths to be self evident:
That all men and women are created with equal appetites;
That they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are:
The right to eat breakfast whenever the hell they please (like 4 in the morning);
The right to wear running shorts, pajamas, or last night’s clothes to Sunday Brunch;
AND The right to eat out on DC without breaking the bank.”
The Diner serves classic-inspired American comfort food & drink in an environment that embraces the diversity of the District’s residents and their tastes. We firmly believe that the fastest way to someone’s heart is through their stomach and that a great milkshake cures all ills. We pride ourselves on being a home away from home where neighbors and strangers alike can convene over great coffee, a hot meal, and a hearty laugh twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.